Scott Bush

I can tell from the volumes of e-mail from my legions of faithful readers that my prolonged absence in posts has caused great concern. Well, it’s not for lack of witty post ideas, but rather that I’ve been very sick.

Not sure where it came from (though I have an idea or two; I’m thinking of you, fellow co-worker who was a “trooper” and came to work when ill!) but I’m sure it was the flu. I had apathy the likes of which haven’t been seen since sported by teems during the early 90s grunge scene. This was accompanied by aches throughout my body and the sort of general malaise that causes you to moan, not because doing so was easier than talking, or because you’d allowed yourself to watch two back-to-back episodes of Two-and-Half Men, but simply because you felt so miserable it seemed appropriate to do so.

But after five miserable days wondering if I should be wishing for death (it was Easter, after all; oh, and I missed out on my in-law’s Easter brunch, too), I began to feel better. So, with any luck I’ll get some new posts up soon.